Has anyone else been following the antics of a nasty bunch called the Westboro Baptist Church? They've made themselves obnoxious by showing up at soldiers' funerals and waving signs that insult the dead, call for more dead soldiers, pray for the downfall of America because we actually tolerate (gasp!) Gays, and other such fun stuff.
It just so happens that I've got a solution. For a couple years now I've had a book up on Amazon.com; go there and Search for "Offensive As Hell: The Joys of Jesus-Freak Bagging" -- which should be an easy title to remember. It's a collection of merry tales that friends have told me about dealing with pushy bigots like these. Take if for a book of tactics (it's cheap!), use, and enjoy. Bon appetit!