Saturday, September 26, 2015

Before I Make This Into A Petition...


As an Anarchist, I very rarely propose passing laws -- but this is one I think we need:
" Any religious organization which holds as a tenet of its faith that its members must convert -- by means including force -- everyone on Earth to their faith (or else harass, reduce to second-class citizenship, enslave or kill any who refuse) is in violation of the US Constitution; and no unconstitutional religious organization shall receive any support – financial, political, legal or whatever – from any government within the United States."
Before I make this into an online petition, what do you-all out there think about this?

--Leslie <;)))><    

Saturday, September 19, 2015

An Added Incentive


Heheheh.  In addition to announcing Rasty's and my new book, I thought I'd add a bit of a teaser -- like the first few pages.  If Intrigued, go to Smashwords and read further -- at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/568347



A Book Of Instructions
For living with a smart modern woman in the USA

by the Anonymous Desert Rat


Published by Leslie Fish
Copyright 2015 Leslie Fish



*****



                                                            PROLOGUE



Not Exactly an Owner’s Manual


When I was young I thought a wife should come with an Owner’s Manual, just like a new car.  50 years and 4 marriages later, I have given up on that.  No modern woman with an IQ above room temperature is going to be owned.  Women are a lot like cats, although more likely to come when you call them.  And about as likely to do what you want when they get there as a cat.  Most of us men have a fantasy of a smart wife that is a slut in the bedroom and a lady in the drawing room, and our own slave who would never look at another man.  Lots of luck with that.  But if you can’t get a Owner’s Manual, a wife should come with a book of instructions on how a man can live with her.  Read this carefully and you may not have to go through 3 or 4 wives to find one you can live with.




Dedication


To my  [pick one or more]    Loving Husband, Live-in Boyfriend, Longtime Lover, Significant Other, Current Owner, Other_______________


From your  [pick one or more]  New Wife, Live-in Girlfriend,        Longtime Lover, Significant Other, Current Trainer,                           Other________________



*****


   
Other Dedication


This page is for the woman that was smart enough to buy this book for her man;  every woman should come with a book of instructions.
  
If you're the man, you should start on the next page.  There's nothing for you to see here.  Turn the page!

Now, as I was saying, ladies, the fact that you came with a book of instructions will not get him to read it.  A Real Man don’t need no stinking book, ever.  After all, he knows all about women.  He learned it all from the bigger boys when he was young -- and that's half the problem.

You see, when boys grow old enough to start getting curious about girls, who do they ask for answers?  Do they ask girls, let alone women, "What do you like?  How can I please you?"  Oh no, never.  They ask the bigger boys.  And the bigger boys, for all their bragging, don't know jack-sh#t.  99.9% of them are lying virgins.

But by giving your man this book, now when you don’t do what he thinks you will do, you can say:  "Did you read the book?  It’s all there in the Instructions."  Now he will have to read the book or shut up.

This book is for women with an IQ above room temperature, who can make their own way in the world, and expect to be treated as equal to their husbands.  Now I know that there are a few women around who think men are superior to them, that as he worships the big GOD above, she gets to worship the little god down here – him -- that her job is to be a brood mare and have a bunch of kids to fill his quiver.  If you believe that, this book is not for you. Likewise if you are a Biker Mama, and your idea of a good time is when your man tells you "Strip, and get your ass up on the pool table and spread, 'cause me and my bros are horny", this book will have little to do with your lifestyle.  You will find some blank pages at the end of this book where you can write down your own little dos and don’ts.

As you know, men are pretty much the same.  They're kind of like Fords;  you can’t tell one from another.  They are kind of interchangeable.

Women, on the other hand, are like hot sports cars;  they have the same parts, but how you tune them makes a big difference.  I have learned, the hard way, that what one woman loves another will hate.  It’s only fair that you list your main dos and don’ts: not all of them, just enough to give the man an idea of what he has gotten himself into.  Then, when he wants to know why you're mad, just tell him it's in the book.




*****

Monday, September 7, 2015

Now For Something Completely Different...


I want to brag about my new book -- well, actually mine and Rasty's -- and of course advertise my other books and albums.  Anyway, the new book can be found on Smashwords.com, and needs a Kindle or something like it to read, but with enough downloads I think I can persuade some publisher to put out a hard-copy version.  It listed under nonfiction, satire and sex.  So, go to Smashwords and look up:



A Book Of Instructions

For living with
a smart modern woman
in the USA

by the Anonymous Desert Rat

Oh, and be sure to click the "Adult Content" button when searching.

Enjoy!



You can also order my filkmusic albums from my music publisher, Random Factors, at www.random-factors.com, or get my books from www.amazon.com.   Or you can order them directly from me, at lesliefish@cox.net, or by mail at: Leslie Fish, 1300 S. Watson Road #114-288, Buckeye, AZ 85326, using this form.

Books:

_____  "Offensive As Hell: The Joys of Jesus-Freak Bagging", $10  (satire)
_____  "For Love of Glory", $20  (historical fiction)
_____ "Of Elven Blood", $20  (fantasy/scifi fiction)

Albums:

_____  "Avalon Is Risen", $15 (pagan and fantasy songs)
_____  "Lock and Load",  $15 (1st and 2nd Amendment songs)
_____  "Cold Iron", $15 (Kipling's historical poems as songs)
_____  "Our Fathers of Old", $15 (Kiplng's philosophical poems as songs)
_____  "Skybound", $15 (scifi and Star Trek songs – includes "Hope Eyrie")
_____  "Smoked Fish and Friends", $15 (WorldCon filksing, with others)
_____  "Serious Steel", $15 (SCA songs, with Joe Bethancourt)
_____  "Folksongs for Solar Sailors", $15 (Star Trek songs, from original LPs)

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