Heheheh. In addition to announcing Rasty's and my new book, I thought I'd add a bit of a teaser -- like the first few pages. If Intrigued, go to Smashwords and read further -- at
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/568347
A Book Of Instructions
For living with a smart modern woman in
the USA
by the Anonymous Desert Rat
Published by Leslie Fish
Copyright 2015 Leslie Fish
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PROLOGUE
Not Exactly an Owner’s Manual
When I was young I thought a wife should come with an
Owner’s Manual, just like a new car. 50
years and 4 marriages later, I have given up on that. No modern woman with an IQ above room temperature
is going to be owned. Women are a lot
like cats, although more likely to come when you call them. And about as likely to do what you want when
they get there as a cat. Most of us men
have a fantasy of a smart wife that is a slut in the bedroom and a lady in the
drawing room, and our own slave who would never look at another man. Lots of luck with that. But if you can’t get a Owner’s Manual, a wife
should come with a book of instructions on how a man can live with her. Read this carefully and you may not have to go
through 3 or 4 wives to find one you can live with.
Dedication
To my [pick one or more] Loving Husband, Live-in Boyfriend, Longtime
Lover, Significant Other, Current Owner, Other_______________
From your [pick one or
more] New Wife, Live-in Girlfriend, Longtime Lover, Significant Other,
Current Trainer, Other________________
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Other Dedication
This page is for the woman that was smart enough to buy this book for
her man; every woman should come with a
book of instructions.
If you're the man, you should start on the next page. There's nothing for you to see here. Turn the page!
Now, as I was saying, ladies, the fact that you came with a book of instructions
will not get him to read it. A Real Man
don’t need no stinking book, ever. After
all, he knows all about women. He
learned it all from the bigger boys when he was young -- and that's half the
problem.
You see, when boys grow old enough to start getting curious about
girls, who do they ask for answers? Do
they ask girls, let alone women, "What do you like? How can I please you?" Oh no, never.
They ask the bigger boys. And the
bigger boys, for all their bragging, don't know jack-sh#t. 99.9% of them are lying virgins.
But by giving your man this book, now when you don’t do what he thinks
you will do, you can say: "Did you
read the book? It’s all there in the
Instructions." Now he will have to
read the book or shut up.
This book is for women with an IQ above room temperature, who can make
their own way in the world, and expect to be treated as equal to their husbands.
Now I know that there are a few women
around who think men are superior to them, that as he worships the big GOD
above, she gets to worship the little god down here – him -- that her job is to
be a brood mare and have a bunch of kids to fill his quiver. If you believe that, this book is not for you.
Likewise if you are a Biker Mama, and your idea of a good time is when your man
tells you "Strip, and get your ass up on the pool table and spread, 'cause
me and my bros are horny", this book will have little to do with your
lifestyle. You will find some blank
pages at the end of this book where you can write down your own little dos and
don’ts.
As you know, men are pretty much the same. They're kind of like Fords; you can’t tell one from another. They are kind of interchangeable.
Women, on the other hand, are like hot sports cars; they have the same parts, but how you tune
them makes a big difference. I have
learned, the hard way, that what one woman loves another will hate. It’s only fair that you list your main dos and
don’ts: not all of them, just enough to give the man an idea of what he has
gotten himself into. Then, when he wants
to know why you're mad, just tell him it's in the book.
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